ok here it goes:
1. the weather you hate might actually save your life.
2. association brings similarity.
3. good instincts will get you more than any formal education.
4. french chicks speaking english with an accent are pretty fuckin sexy.
5. always let the ones you love know. no matter what.
6. when trying to go low profile never do anything that might be misinterpreted.
7. trust nobody.
8. kid cudi does the best soundtrack for benders.
9. when smn tells you to buy shares in any social network, just decline.
10. you dont need much to feel like the world is yours.
11. buying alot of silly shit you aint never gonna use is actually fun.
12. give. give. give.
13. feed all the cats.
14. go vegetarian. then go vegan. then restart your life.
15. enjoy your company.
16. keep away from “causes” keep your sense of reality. be an individualist.
17. hawks are so fuckin awesome. they even thrive in cities.
18. drink champagne when youre happy. drink even more champagne when youre sad.
19. outsmart legislators. its really easy too.
20. date both younger & older chicks.
21. go around. love everything with a vengeance like kerouac
22. troll hard.
23. dont be afraid to be by yourself.
24. never add to smns probs.
25. brag about your scars. each one of them could have killed you but youre still here
26. kindle. backpack. nike air.